
D: L&L - Part 28 | Narrator: The Big & Smalls of it All
A moment later there was a scrape on the side of the car, and Cob turned and saw them, eyes burning, mouths like great black holes. His hand inched back and wrapped around the handle of the well-polished spade. “Every ear, Smalls,” he muttered. “Every ear.”

D: L&L - Part 27 | Narrator: Tin of a Different Color
“The bleeders lie to us. The bleeders cheat us. The bleeders have no respect for us, nor any remorse. The bleeders hate and use us. The bleeders have to go.”

D: L&L - Part 26 | Narrator: Feast or Famine
Their target was true, the scent pure. It wasn’t oil and grease they tracked. It wasn’t the sound of moving gears or shifting metal. It wasn’t the tramp of small feet in failed unison over packed snow and rock. None of these things were detectable to the black shapes as they came on over the ice, racing to gorge themselves. As they neared the little army, the scent that drove them, the very essence they fed on, grew stronger and stronger, emboldening them to propel themselves faster and let loose their shrill cries of hunger.

D: L&L - Part 25 | Lion: Mirror, Mirror
I stood staring at the now solid glass and watched myself as I licked my paw clean of his blood, but the image staring back at me in the glass was of a man: long blonde hair flowing over his shoulders, sharp chiseled facial features, blazing blue eyes. My paw a hand with long fingers. Fully human. A man. His actions mimicked mine, his human, blood-stained hand brushing against his tongue. I couldn’t pull my eyes away. That man is who I longed to be. She would love me then.

D: L&L - Part 24 | Dot: Underwater
The house was gone. Melsha gone. Snickety gone. Bright Lettins gone. And Dre and Alex. And it was just me again. And again. And again.
I looked up. Nothing in any direction, save an endless forest of dead trees. No little zombies. No purple haze. No burning village. Just three dead trees by the side of the river, and me hanging on with what I had left.
No way Grandma would have gotten through this. Or maybe she was just batshit crazy, after all, and that’s what it took.

D: L&L - Part 23 | Tin Man: Hollow
But me – I had no heart. I pretended and prayed and worried and thought – I watched the rain fall from the clouds and knew it would be a better fate. And then the wizard floated away. And then she disappeared. And all I had left was a fucking ticking clock for a heart attached by a red ribbon.
It was only on the day that I made my first kill, just before the end of it all – the rust and the ruin – that I felt my heart beat.

D: L&L - Part 22 | Scarecrow: Monkey See, Monkey Do
I’d inhaled death before, seen the dead in numbers unimaginable—countable with my brains, and yet I’d been unable to count them. The TikTok Army had swept into the Emerald City on a cold winter morning, what once was a gleaming light leading the way from above, hovering there in her protective travel bubble, eyes bright with madness. The “bleeders,” they called them. That was the term the tiktoks had used as they slashed and hacked their way through my own forces, overwhelming the main guard force with ease. As each little tinny soldier fell, another stepped into his place while a host of tiktok medics conducted rapid repairs and put the little fuckers back into play.

D:L&L - Part 21 | Lion: Lions in the Looney Lounge
“What do you think is happening, Boss?” Cu’ inquired of me as we bellied up to the bar in the Looney Lounge. Man those Loon girls could bend in ways that make a man weak. It’s a shame they’re so fragile, as I once found out when one of my claws dug into a girl’s ass. POP! Talk about instant deflation, and not just for her. Yeah, so I broke the rules, you’re not allowed to touch the girls, but rules don’t apply to me and accidents happen, you know.

D:L&L - Part 20 | Narrator: Taste of Bones
She shook the bag and then spilled its contents. The bones clattered onto the stone floor, bouncing off her toes and coming to rest in a pattern that was at once familiar and yet wholly unexpected. So that was it then, she thought. The bones were always right. The bones had never lied to her, and now they were telling her that she was about to face the thing she feared most.

D:L&L - Part 19 | Narrator: Cob on the Corn
By the time Oli Phant Cob, Chief Engineer of the Yellow Brick Express, saw the purple fog, it was too late to stop the train. Instinctively he reached for the hand-brake, but he knew that jerking on the brake lever could easily send the train off the tracks. They’d never gotten around to working on the braking system, even though both he and Smalls knew it was lacking the necessary maintenance.

D:L&L - Part 18 | Scarecrow: A Murder With Crows
I got down on my knees and lowered my head. Is this what it all comes down to? I thought. From rags to riches, then back to rags again? Not for the first time I wished I had never laid eyes on that damned girl and her belligerent dog. I prayed that my end would come quick. As the mob was almost on top of me, they stopped and hummed in unison. I looked up and took in their un-dead stares. I felt their misguided (well, I thought so, anyway) hatred toward me and knew I wasn’t in any position to appeal to their better natures – they obviously didn’t have any. The fog, I thought, it has to be the fog. Otherwise they would take me to a safe place and offer me food and drink. That got me thinking about a drink: Munchkinlander wine, to be precise. Oh how I wanted just one more dunk in a vat of that sweet, sweet nectar.

D:L&L - Part 17 | Dot: Friend & Foe
Munchkins were scrambling out of their seats trying to push to the entrance and into the purple fog. Still others broke windows to climb out, letting more of the purple fog in as they attempted to escape. The reaction of their bodies to the fog was almost instantaneous, and I sat there dumbfounded, watching as more and more munchkins dove into the fog. They screeched and screamed, clawing at their throats, tearing their clothes, but it was over in seconds, and I watched as one after another, those trying to flee through the main door, fell down dead.

D:L&L - Part 16 | Lion: Turning Tale
We were all made murderers that day. The first of many kills for me, for her. Poor Elphalba never had a chance. Hind sight is 20/20; if only we weren’t so foolish then. If only we had been able to see the true evil glimmering in a sparkling gown behind an angelic face and a tight ass. I have to give credit to Glinda. She pulled our strings to get her way. Now that psycho bitch rules Emerald City and all the lands. Taking the throne from straw face was easy for her. She had spun her lies so they were easily believed. If only we could go back, maybe things would have turned out differently. Now the psychotic witch is up to her tricks again. What the hell does she want?

D:L&L - Part 15 | Narrator: NewsFlash
‘Stay indoors. Do not attempt to travel to Bright Lettins or its outlying villages. Lock your doors.’

D:L&L - Part 14 | Narrator: Golden Hair and Slippered Feet
It had been lighting just like this when he’d come to her. The brush had fallen to the floor when he’d touched her naked shoulder, softer at first that she had expected – not a rushed, crushing, ragged onslaught.

D:L&L - Part 13 | Scarecrow: Through the Fog
I think now would be the best time to say that I don’t have much of a head for heights. Hanging from a pole in a field is one thing; hurtling through the air via monkey-power is another. Memories of my adventures with little Dorothy and the others came flooding back. Only this time there was no Wicked Witch of the West overseeing proceedings. It was just me, Turlo and a purple fog you’d need a knife and fork to wade through. I didn’t want to look down; so I looked up at my pilot.

D:L&L - Part 12 | Dot: A Taste of Oz
Over the hill, I could see the village in the distance, tucked into a little nook between two hills, like a little cul de sac. Melsha hummed a little song as we walked, and it was all I could do to keep up. She moved through the grass effortlessly, and it wasn’t like it was harder for me as a bigger person. Just..I couldn’t stop staring. Pink and gray trees, little outcroppings of yellowish-brown rock like islands in a sea of grass. There were mountains in the distance, black and foreboding, a little snow on top of the largest, and something about them made me think of Afghanistan. And just to our, well, maybe it was West -- dark clouds seemed to churn in the sky.

D:L&L - Part 11 | Tin Man: Color & Blur & Whirling Lull
Turning, I creak into a run, eyes on the sky, tripping my way toward the shadow that is the Great Kells, the black divide that hides that horrible place from so long ago.

D:L&L - Part 10 | Lion: Power Lunch
There it was -- the black phone behind my desk. The one that had been used only one other time.
It was the phone that would only bring unwanted news. There were two who knew this number, but I already knew which of them would be waiting for me on the other line.
I picked up the phone.

D:L&L - Part 9 | Scarecrow: Me, myself & Turlo
But one monkey refused to go on the grounds that his family had suffered under Dorothy’s hands. He pleaded refugee status and pointed to another long-dead edict that backed up his case. I had to deal with him quickly and quietly. The last thing I needed was a back-log of similar cases. So I did the only thing I could do in this situation: I made him my pet. I called him Turlo because I think that’s what his name sounded like. I couldn’t speak monkey. I still can’t.